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First of all, my bad for not being around for a week. I was able to finish the Cavs season preview but couldn't gather enough will in this universe to put together a Browns Report Card these last 2 weeks. In compensation for my laziness errrr time away I give you this:


Here you go Nation, a picture with the Dos Equis guy on it. I'm sure the wait was worth it.

Now since the Browns decided to shed the rest of the Cleveland's Football dignity, I won't put up this week's Report Card. You can't pretty much answer that for yourself.

So instead, dropping an F filled and F Bomb filled report card for this week, what I will do is ask 3 Key Questions. The questions will be in the same vein as "why the hell didn't we do this?" and "what can can we improve, using this NFL Europe (RIP) roster?"

Here we go.

Q #1: Did the Wildcats go extinct against GB?
A: The reason why the wildcat works is that you don't need a QB for the hand off, so there's an extra blocker available. +1

We have a guy that runs it well, can throw it if called upon, and can break plays. +3

It takes pressure off the traditional run game, and the pass game. +2

So why not run this thing against the Packers after having decent success against the Steelers? -6,0000

It's mystifying.

The Stat line:

C/ATTYDSAVGTDINTRATING
D. Anderson12/29993.40136.4







CARYDSAVGTDLG
J. Lewis15473.1016

Seriously, couldn't an NFL coaching staff tell we needed a change of pace?

It's not as if the Wildcat is particularly complex or unsafe. What it does do is provide a mix up game, something that the New Browns have never had, and add something to the run game. (If not be our entire running game.)

And so what if the Packers game planned against it? I bet the Packers game planned against the Jamal Lewis Halfback plunge dive thing, but we run that thing 58454 times a game.

Go ahead and post one downside to running the Wildcat, say 10 times+? Name it.

By the way, Josh Cribbs covered the Bills Simmons' +3.5 spread... That's sad...

Q #2: Should the Browns sit DA and bring in Brady Quinn?
A: I asked this question in a live game thread: "If there is no one to see there to see the end of the game, does it mean it never happened?"

That's how bad it was at the end of the 3rd. The score was 30someting to 3. I forget exactly, I was probably incapacitated from inferior play.

What more perfect of an opportunity to bring in Brady Quinn, and see if he could sling it?

Let me say this: There wasn't any pressure of a comeback like when DA was brought in against the Ravens, this game was DONE. And they could have brought in Brady without needing a cemented QB switch.


Unfortunately Anderception was on the top of his game against the Packers.

It would have been a perfect time give Brady time on the field, and get another look, even for a quarter. No risk, no mess. Let's see what Brady could do.

We already knew what DA could bring 50% completions and below average decision making to the table, so what exactly was the loss there?

It would have been like pulling a starting pitcher (I would have named an Indians guy but I don't know any of their names) and bringing in a relief guy when down 10-1. If anything it would have been good for DA to let BQ finish that game.

As for picking a starting QB going forward, I answered that here. I chose Brady to start, from the start, and actually gave props to Mangini for sticking with the guy he chose initially (oops).

Brady was, is, and will be my answer.

And I'm not trying to say right I'm for that, because honestly I don't know if there's any right answers in this mess.

Q #3: Why is Jamal Lewises' corpse still a feature back in an NFL offense? And what can we do?
A: Yeah, Jamal Lewis is not very good.

I posted this in the Buffalo Report Card post found here:
"Taking out Jamal's run of 18 yards and Cribbs 31 yard gadget run, the Browns run game did this:
  • Browns: 122 yards on 39 carries for 3.1 yards
  • Jamal Lewis (w/o 18 yard rush): 99 yards on 30 carries for 3.3 yards
And not only that, Jamal brought the full post 2006 bag of tricks which included the choppy steps, the lack of speed, average power, and the inability to run in a straight line, something that still confuses me. So don't be fooled into thinking that we are capable or average just yet."
Jamal's stat line today.
J. LewisCar 15Yds 47Avg 3.1Fum 0Long 16

Not much of a difference huh, but the perception is that Jamal had a very good game against Buffalo as opposed to GB, even though he runs the same way and puts up the same average.

An Aside: And when I saw that toss sweep to Jamal and the inevitable 3 yard loss, I knew we had entered a place beyond the Browns Screen zone. If the Browns Screen Zone was the 5th Level of Hell of football play calls, the '3 years past his prime power back toss play' is at the 12th.

This is one of the few places in this offense where Eric Mangini and Terrell DaBoll (our heroic offensive coordinator) has OPTIONS.

Definition of Option: Having an Option means that you can do different stuff and doing different stuff is awesome. (as per Cleveland Sports Nation Dictionary)

Option 1: Throw in some Wildcat plays. (stated above in Q1)

Option 2: Let Jerome Harrison become a part of this offense.

Jerome Harrison is exactly what Jamal Lewis isn't. He can run faster then Jamal, has the ability to cut, has elusiveness, has the ability to move east to west, and can run in a straight line.

And by no means am I crowning Jerome Harrison as the savior either, but he can provide some homerun ability and a completely different look for a defense. If Jerome even got the ball 30 or 40 percent of the time, the Browns, would be better for it.

A running game that featured 60/40 Jamal and Jerome with the wildcat mixed in, sounds hell of a lot more formidable then a Jamal HB Suicide Dive.

So why are we letting these options go to waste? In an effort to prove what?


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Let’s get down to business; this is the Cleveland Cavaliers Preview of 2009/2010.

The one question that matters: Will the Cavaliers win an NBA championship?

It’s that simple, if the Cavaliers come up with anything less we’ve failed again.

If the Cavaliers actually do win… I don’t know what the hell I’m going to do, maybe get drunk and burn various household furniture in the street in the streets of Cleveland; it’s up in the air at this point.


2010, The Year of LeBron.

Anyway, this is Cleveland’s best chance in 15 years and I’ve found a way to figure out if the Cavaliers have what it take it takes to win an NBA Championship.

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The Brady Quinn Trade Rumors are picking up and and snowballing down toward the October 20th NFL Trade Deadline.

Does the combination of Brady Quinn putting his Cleveland area house up for sale, and not being a part of Mangini's posse mean that Brady will get traded?

I love the Browns... they are only team in any sport that could complete the 'trade three 1st rounders' in 6 months trifecta.

If Brady Quinn does in fact get traded it will mean, for the 3rd time, a Browns 1st round draft pick with promise will be traded at the very bottom of their potential trade value.

Will Brady Quinn be the next the Brown traded for peanuts and that will outperform for another team? (I also wrote about this topic in the Browns Post-Braylon future here.)


Eric Mangini: Alex, I'll take a 4th round pick for Brady Quinn. : (

There is no way that Brady has much value; he has looked lost out on the field and he won't pay any immediate value to the team that goes for him.

That in addition to the Mangini looking more desperate to get out of this then an awkward blind date where the only conversation is about how long the waiter is taking, followed by even more akward time killing fake laughs.

Do you sit there and take it, or chance the third floor bathroom window?

Either way, this situation won't end up well.

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Quarterbacking: F
The Stat Line: Derek Anderson 2/17 23yds 1.4avg 0tds 1 int 15.1 QB rating

The Response: The perfect storm. It happened. The combination of gale force winds, 6+ drops from the receivers (this includes Robert Royal dropping a 30 yard lob pass that hit him in the face), classic Cleveland Brown Run Run Pass (RRP) shenanigans, and DA just sucking overall.

What can we take forward from this? Nothing, forget that it ever happened.

DA is no way as bad as the stat line would show. Oh yeah DA sucked... and won with the fewest completed passes since the deadball era... but he is better then he showed on Sunday.

Running Game: C-

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I know we got rid of a guy in Braylon that really didn't want to be here, and got into some trouble, and hasn't played well, but here is what worries me. The Browns are going in the complete wrong direction.

Eric Mangini is tearing down a team that was already torn down.

We have traded away in the last 6 months:

  • Braylon Edwards, a probowl receiver and a top 5 pick that has flashed the potential of being a top 5 receiver and is 26.
  • Kellen Winslow, a probowl tightend with top end talent, that caught 80 balls for us twice, and is 26.
  • (And people forget about this) A top 5 player in the 2009 NFL draft. From that you should expect a playmaker and an impact player for years to come. I.E. a Crabtree, Sanchez, Orakpo or whoever else was available.
What we got back:
  • Alex Mack (on the high end) a top center for the next decade.
  • Mohammed Massaqoui, flashed in the week 4 game but has been projected as a number 2 guy.
  • David Veikune, yeah uh David Veikune.
  • Various 5th round picks.
  • Jets legends Chansi Stuckey, Abe Elam, that one QB, the special teams dude, and another guy I can't think of.
  • 3rd round pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, someone with a 50/50 chance of staying in the league and whom we won't see for another year.
So in essence we traded 3 possible franchise cornerstones for a pieces parts poo poo platter. A platter that consists of guys that range from 'decent players' to 'might not be in the league in 2 years.'

So this is the key question. When and where are the Browns going to get the guys that are really good?

Like, championship teams have really really good players and some of those players have off the wall personalities. I don't think the Browns can just keep jettisoning every guy they don't like, get lesser value, and expect to win.

I don't even disagree with trading guys but the value needs to come with it, otherwise the team is regressing.

The Browns have already gotten rid of a top 5 pick. Gotten rid of 2 Probowlers. Not to mention Cleveland already being a destination where few quality free agents want to touch because our weather blows and the coach is an ass.

So, where are the premium players going to come from?